Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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