See that is the probable with todays youth can't multi task. take the advice of an elder you can get a blow job doing just about anything. its time to man up.
Clearly spoken by a guy whose had enough blow jobs that he doesn't have to drop everything else in life when an opportunity arises. If he's the kind of guy who couldn't get a hot chick I'm sure he'd ditch his mother's funeral for one. Hell I used to turn off a video game for a bj, now I won't even pause it
Let me explain something for the moron who said this, A hot chick willing to suck your dick is the highest priority. If there was a bus full of burning cash/dogs/people and I was holding a firehose and a hot chick was there asking me if she could suck me off, I would throw that fucking firehose to the side so fast it would make her head spin.
You can't play fantasy sports while on the shitter, but you can get a blow job while on the shitter... Clearly blow jobs are more maleable and thus less valuable on the priority list. It's like frosting on a cake...
10:07 is a virgin who's only gotten dates with girls who look like the illigitimate offspring of shrek and Quasimodo. 100 bucks says he'd ditch their ugly asses for final fantasy let alone fantasy football
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