I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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