haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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