sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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