I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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