I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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