your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
