Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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