I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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