Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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