nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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