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  • Ah overland park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:51pm
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  • Just because you drink too many Jaeger bombs and you and your buddies like to punch each other in the nuts doesn't mean you don't have to wear condoms when you slut around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:41am
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  • That's some funny shit!!! Do people really believe that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:41am
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  • Dumb ass. Just cause they swim a lil crooked doesn't mean they can't work. C'mon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:56pm
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  • swallow don't spit bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:26pm
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  • Text before this went "Last night I got drunk at a strip club. Got really horny and found and raped three random chicks. I probably won't get caught right?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:08pm
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  • A guy this stupid shouldn't be having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • No worries... Just make sure your out of town with someone you'll never see again... No pictures of you and a fake name... Easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:27pm
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  • 9:55 you will be the philosopher of our generation much respect bout died laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • You're about this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:10pm
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  • 8:31 I see nothing funny about this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:45pm
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  • 7:08 I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:31pm
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  • Drunk sperm usually makes really FUGLY babies... probably because it's fired into the "last call supermodel".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 9:55pm
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  • High sperm can get you pregnant too, not as many good swimmers but hey it's true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:02am
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  • Jizz in her ass then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:10pm
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