so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
