Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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