Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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