So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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