I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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