He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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