I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
