What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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