new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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