Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
