You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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