She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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