plz talk dirty to me
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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