would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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