Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Damn victory sex feels great
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