when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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