im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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