he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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