somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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