I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
