we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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