You really coming over, don't trick.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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