Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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