Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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