So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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