i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I accidentally burped into my bong.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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