You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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