I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
