i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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