Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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