i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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