any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Couch. On fire.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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