We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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