she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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