from now on my penis is your penis
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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