grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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