dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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