operation harelip BJ is a go
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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