I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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